Monday, May 29, 2006

Public Access

Ladies and Gents,

Gyrobo busted the cable T.V. here at the L.G.S....

So now all, I am stuck watching "public access"...

And for some reason I see "Mags" doing a perfromance art piece....



I will leave it up, for you to judge....

Dental for all.

Dr.Polaris rules.

P.S. Good luck Gaia....:)

Friday, May 26, 2006

Community service

Ladies and Gents,

The Producers at Last Gladiator Standing;

Were upset with my liberal use of the word T**D, so now I have to do community service.....

My Punishment are these tar..goofy little bastards. I have to teach them about sports...

Here I go...I start with; How to dominate the field. In any sport this is very important.

Next, will be strength training. These ta...goofy little bastards are really wimpy. So I got to bulk them up.

I got a shipment from Mexico a full regiment of stero....vitamins,and a week later.Voila...

I don't know if the goofy little bastards won anything, but I hear that they have the toughest gang in Hacknor now.Dental for all.

Dr.Polaris rules.

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

L.G.S. update

Ladies and Gents...

Henchy wild ride

Dental for all.

Dr.Polaris rules.

Monday, May 22, 2006

So she wants to play

Ladies and Gents,

If you have read Vegeta blog ; You know that Bulma, had built a remote to control my actions. She made me look like a dork, the worst of it was she left the "voice feed" on while she and Veg head were getting it on:

Honey what are you doing? No not now!Hee hee! "
everyone stares at Henchman

" Ok I'll wear the nightie you like. "

"Are you feeling ok Henchman?" asks Professor X

" I'm a dirty Girl I'm a Dirty Girl! Yes! Yes! !"

"Ok Henchman." Says the professor " I'll leave you here with your issues. Let's go Maggie. "

" Oh damn! I left the remote on!" Says Henchman. Then he looks at everyone and runs away.


Fine if you want to play it that way, Meet M.O.D.O.K., he will be at Capsule Corp. when you get back.





Dental for all.

Dr.Polaris rules.

Sunday, May 21, 2006

Origin IV

Ladies and Gents,

When we last left off: Dr.Polaris and I have a plan to breakout and we are running out of time...

One night left, I was going to unlock the inhibiter collar and freedom. However, there is a problem, there always is. Lex has doubled the fee on the hit, now the guards want the cash. This is not good.

The guards have separated us. They are going to it tonight. I don't know what to do:

Think, think.. Dammit.... Scarecrow,that it.

I sneak into Scarecrow's cell and take his goodie bag. I make way to the vents...

Thursday, May 18, 2006

A new Look

Ladies and Gents,

I trying out a new look on my Blog, sometimes that not a good thing: take Mags look in case



See what I mean?

Dental for all.

Dr.Polaris rules.

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

L.G.S

Ladies and Gents,

Simon "The Jack@ss" judge , At " The Last Gladiator Standing". Slammed, my henchman outfit calling me "bio hazard boy".

Oh it's on...First, let me say" those who can't ... judge". My uinform is from A.I.M. also know as; Adavance Idea Mechanics. We created "M.O.D.OK.", the "Cosmic Cube" and the "Super Adaptoid". What have you created...?, no ...nothing? Snarky comments don't count. That outfit you wear makes you look like a "Majorette ". So, no thanks on the fashion tips.

So it is official, we are in a fight.Dental for all.

Dr.Polaris rules.




Monday, May 15, 2006

Hanging with Doughboy

Ladies and Gents,

I am hanging with Doughboy after my fight on LGS. I am Beat.




Talk to you folks later. Dental for all.


Dr.Polaris rules.

Thursday, May 11, 2006

Origin III

Ladies and Gents,


In two weeks of meeting him, Dr.Polaris was able to teach me how to deactivate an inhibiter collar. I finding it easier to learn things, that I thought were beyond my comprehension. What's not getting any easier is Arkham. Somebody really has it in for him, I don't know who,but I'm going to find out.

2 days later; I have my intel. It's Luthor, he paid Polaris to kill Superman, it didn't happen and "Lex" is P.O.ed.

When you are a "super villain" in Metropolis; They, try and convict you in a flash of a second. The reason that the good Dr. wasn't in the "Slab" was, they can't kill you in there. The video feed goes straight to the J.L.A., with the Martian Manhunter reading everyone's thoughts. In Arkham you've got the "crazies", who can't tell what is real and what is not. The Joker could slit you in half and it would be to late.

We were on a time line, we were going to get out of here, I was going to get out of here. It smells, oh the staff cleans this place well, but that not it. The sickness it... smells, on a good day, you take in the scent of riddles, on the bad days you taste the Joker's laugh. We are on a timeline and I feel that we don't have enough....

My new beast


Ladies and Gents,

This my new "dark beast" to take on "Veg Head", It is nearly indestructible. Between, the "ex-lax beers" and summoning this thing. I am beat.

" The Last Gladiator Standing" is going well. I testing Vegeta to see what he is made of. One thing is for sure, He is no pushover and neither am I.

I think back on; how he took my arm from me, made me less than human. Now, I want to show him I'm more. Dental for all.

Dr.Polaris Rules.

Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Powers

Ladies and Gents,


What are my Powers:

Since all of my joints are cybernetic (made of a Vibranium/ Metallo alloy), I am super strong (Lift/ Press 50 tons), can move at the speed of 245 mph and have enhanced agility. However, I need a power supply.

Dr.Polaris, came up with a "Cold Fusion" battery, made from Gamma and Kryptonite radiation. So when I am around the Hulk(the green one) I get stronger. A side effect of this radiation was that, Dr.Polaris could not use his powers on me.


Training:

Army ranger, some dark magik and Lord Freeza, this means I am very good at hand to hand combat, know how to summon dark beasts, also am a crackshot with small arms and sniper rifles.


We will let you know more later. Dental for all.

Dr.Polaris rules.

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Sorry but

Ladies and Gents,

I am sorry to interrupt the "Origin story". But I am here in Hacknor for "The Last Gladiator Standing", and I needed a break from Vegeta. So, I go see "M.I. 3",it sucked. Sucked, I say. Thank you, I just wanted to get that of my chest. Dental for all.


Dr.Polaris rules.

Sunday, May 07, 2006

Origin : Part II

Ladies and Gents,


"Good,great...whatever", I say. "But let me tell you something, You were marked. Next time you're on your own."

"What do you mean, marked?" Polaris asked.

I tell about the red stain on his shoulder, informing him, that he was supposed the victim of a hit. Didn't he think it was funny, Two-Faces crew was in Arkham, but he wasn't. The guy is a real Doctor in something, however he couldn't put 2 and 2 together. I start walking away, thinking to myself how to get out and get even with ******. At the end of the "yard" he stops me.

"Wait, how much ?"

"How much, what ?" I ask.

"For protection" he says, " How much for protection ?"

Saturday, May 06, 2006

Origin

Ladies and Gents,


I was 19 and had no focus. My dad put me in the Army, much to my surprise I liked it. I did well. They put me into Ranger training, said I took to it like "a duck to water". Got to travel and help people, at 22 got promoted to Sgt. first class. I, then was put under the command of Lieutenant General ******. I did not like the man and hated his orders, I went "awol".

A year later, I am in Gotham, Arkham to be exact. ****** found me, pulled a few strings, now I am put in with "the worst of the worst". It's ok, it is a lot better, than what I had to do in the jungle, ordered to do.

Three months into my "stay" I am in the "yard". These two goons from Two-face's lot, start bother some guy wearing a inhibiter collar. I tell them to back off, they say "why ?". I show them "why ?". Get to 2 week in the "box" for that. When I get out of the "box", I see that guy I helped. He thanks me. I tell him he owes me.

"Dr.Polaris, never owes a debt", he says .........,

Thursday, May 04, 2006

The Last Gladiator Standing

Ladies and Gents,


I have been invited to "The Last Gladiator Standing". Now, those who do all the hard work will be heard. The Local 432 will show,them how it is done. Dental for all.


Dr.Polaris rules.

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Working For Super Villains

Ladies and Gents,

Many people get us wrong. Sometimes, when you come out of the army or... prison, there are no jobs. Most of us henchmen (and women) just want to work. Some have families to feed, but... when we do get a "job", we work hard and with pride. That is your Local 432.


Dr. Polaris rules.

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

With out us.

Ladies and Gentelmen,

I am here, as the rep. of "The Local Henchmen Union 432".Our misson to take care of the need and problems of the "everyday henchmen". For without us, Who would get in the way of the so called "super hero"? Who would do the shopping for guns and ammo? Who would build the "secret hideouts". Now, brothers and sisters, your voice can and will be heard. It matters not if you work for Hydra, King Cobra or The Empire. The Local 432 is there for you. Stand up and be heard.



Dr. Polaris rules