Thursday, June 29, 2006

It is on...

Ladies and Gents,

First: The Henchman has made it through the last round of LGS.

Second: Yours truly is heading to D.C. to help out Captain Koma and Magneto.



Oh and I am bring a friend




Dental for all.

Dr.Polaris rules.

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Ladies and Gents,

After My LGS posting I got away for a while. Fluke Starbucker spanked my post. Man this world spins and a dime. So I thought I would start out with some thing light.




Your Power Color Is Lime Green



At Your Highest:



You are adventurous, witty, and a visionary.



At Your Lowest:



You feel misunderstood, like you don't fit in.



In Love:



You have a tough exterior, but can be very dedicated.



How You're Attractive:



Your self-awareness and confidence lights up a room.



Your Eternal Question:



"What else do I need in my life?"







Dental for all.

Dr.Polaris rules.

Sunday, June 18, 2006

Oh boy

Ladies and Gents,

Aayla has come back to LGS, I couldn't be happier for her. I think that it is for the best to leave her alone.

As I walk through the LGS barracks,I find Aayla in my room...

She throws herself on me saying " Oh, I missed you."

I don't have a good feeling about this...

"What a matter ?" She asks." Come, sit on the bed with me."

Ok, this is really weird...

"Aayla, are you alright?" I ask." You seem different."

"Well I just want to tell you everything that is going on. Please sit." She pulls out a chair for me.

"No. I going to stand if you don't mind." I tell her.

She grabs my hand, starts to pull me toward her. For some reason she has her other hand behind her back.

I catch a gleam of some thing and jump back.

A blade cuts my A.I.M. suit at the chest.

"What the hell..." I holler.

That's for sending that thing after me.



"Wait a minute,Mystique. I sent that thing after the 'Fem-bot'. Not you." I tell her.

She doesn't believe me and continues to attack me.

I grab the arm that is holding the knife and twist it around to where her arm is now behind her in the shape of a chicken wing, as I am doing this, I also place my forearm across her throat.

"Cut it out Mystique. You can't beat me." I inform her.

"I can try..." She says, as her arm seems to turn into jello. Allowing her to break free of my hold on her.

She pirouettes into an axe kick, hitting my face. She clutchs the back of my head to knee me in the face.

*Bam*

I stagger." That is it. Girl or no girl. Papa spank."

Mystique flips on top of my shoulders to take me down.I powerbomb her to the floor.

Next, a spining heel kick...caught I twirl her around. I see that she is using hard styles against me. That will not work. I am a soft style master.

Everytime she goes to hit me. I circle into a counter stike.

Now she is taking to changing forms; First into a hulking beast, which does help her get a little stronger, but not enough.

I tried to be nice about this...

As she is shifting, I pull a Vegeta and use my super speed. Landing thirty punches in seconds.

I don't want to kill her. so I use normal human strength.

Much to me surprise, she is still standing. "What's a matter? Can't be a man and finish the job."She weakly speaks out.

I trip Mystique to the floor, and with all my strength I punch right next to her head through the floor. Shaking the building.

"Is this what you want...?" I demand.

"I don't know, ever since that robot showed up Magneto doesn't care about me." She cries."After you sent your dark beast, I had it. I stopped my mission in California to come and kill you. I can't kill the 'Fem-bot', so I thought I could kill you and make Magneto happy with me."

"Get the hell out of hear." I tell her.

Wow, Mags is surrounded by nutcases.Dental for all.

Dr.Polaris rules.

Training

Ladies and Gents,

I did a bit of training with the Holo Deck at LGS today check it out here. Dental for all.


Dr.Polaris rules.

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Fem bot

Ladies and Gent,

If you read TX's blog, she got into my dreams while I was at Last Gladiator Standing.

Ok, if you want to play like that, Fem-bot. I can get dirty too.

I had the Professor train me to ward off your little dream powers. He also gave me your location, after you tired to pose as Magdalena .

Say hello to my little friend...

*Summons Dark beast*


He will cover your base in the worst stuff you can think of. Dental for all.

Dr.Polaris rules.

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

I got tagged

Ladies and Gents,I just got tagged by Deadpool.

1. Other than yourself pick the contestant that remains in Last Gladiator Standing you think will win? Vegeta.

2. What's your favorite color of Pink? Salmon.

3.What's your favorite episode of Golden Girls? Anyone when Sofia got laid.

4. If you were Anna Nicole Smith, what would you do with your child? Send him some place where he can be normal.

5. How many figures am I holding up? A spiderman and spawn

Decipher this code: *66hsther;o adthaodf stop. Hechman is the Hottest Gladiator Standing

7. What's wrong with this Meme? Doesn't use enough shampoo.

8. Create your own question and answer it. Why do birds sing? because they can't act.

9. What's your wrestler name? Yellow fever

10. Do you have a man crush on Luke Cage? No, but Bendis does.

12. Are you the weakest link? Never

13. Are you prepared for the Dalek invasion over here? Yes, those things hurt Aalya.

14. Switch lives with one blogger for a year? Professor X, he is well respected

15. Who has the best sidekick in LGS? AOC

16. If you watched the season finale of Doctor Who, what did you think? I don't get the BBC.

17. Do you know who Lookwell! is? Who?

18. Tag 3 people you wouldn't share socks with(except Henchmen) Aoc, Magento and his fembot Sky.

Dental for all.

Dr.Polaris rules.

Origin V

continued from here, here, here and here.


Ladies and Gents,

I got Scarecrow's goodie bag and I was making my way to the vents. So far I am unseen.

Then I hear "Hey meat, you ain't going nowhere."

I turn behind myself,look around and see him.




Killer Croc.

"The guards knew you would try to save him. So they let me out to play."

"What is your damage?" I ask him.

"I like hurting people." He grins.

Dammit I am losing time. I think to myself.

He grabs me and throw 20 feet.

"Well, boy you ain't as tough as Two-face boys said you are".

He reminds me of ******. He hurts people because, he thinks he can. I going prove him wrong.

I stand up half way, keeping my body a small target. bouncing on the balls of my feet. Left, right, left, right setting up a rhythum .

"So you are gonna dance or fight". He tries to joke.

"No. I go to hand you,your ass. Ranger style, Army Ranger."

Croc runs at me.

Damn, He's fast. I catch him in a drop toe hold.

(Drop toe-hold:The attacker falls to the ground, placing one foot at the front of the opponent's ankle and the other in the back of the shin. This causes the victim to fall face first into the ground.)

Blam echoes through the hallways of Arkham.

I spin around to captilalize on his face-plant. Roundhouse kick to the face. Grab him in a headlock.

"Wrong move meat, I was a Pro wrestler." He tells me as picks me up and drops me on the floor.

I feel a rib crack. I having trouble breathing. I need to beat him fast....

The goodie bag.I throw Scarecrow's bag in Croc's face.

*Poof*

"Bats, Bats get them off of me." He screechs and shakes. He starts to foam at the mouth, claw at his skin. He pulls clucks of flesh off his back and bites them. Then finally passes out.

Good news/ Bad news time: I beat Killer Croc/ I used up plan "A".

I am going to have to do this the hard way. I walk to "Killer" an rip out a fang, it is a now a shiv

I make my way to the Annex where they are holding Dr.Polaris.

Catching the guard by surprise,as I twist his head left, I pull the shiv from the left to the right on his neck. One down.

I put on his uniform and take his gun, the uniform is a little big. As I stalk the next guard, someone yells at me.

"Hey..., get your ass over here." a guard shouts." There has been a break in Dr.Polaris cell. We are going to need all the help with can get."

"What...?" I asked.

"We were set to hit Polaris tonight, but someone has blasted open his cell." He replies.

"Who?"

"Ra's Al Ghul"



"That is my name". This older guys speaks, as the guard next to me is shot in between the eyes.

There is a small army around him.

"We will not allow Dr.Polaris to be harmed. For, we have plans that will need him in days to come." The old man tells me.

"You are not taking Dr.Emerson." I roar, charging froward with my weapon drawn. I fire three shots. Two hit their target taking out Al Ghul's bodyguards. The third stops in mid-air, then floats down to the floor.

"It is ok, I am going on my own free will." Emerson expresses.

As I go to protest and this sylph, put my lights out.



I wake up a day later at a bus terminal with two notes;

"Guy,

Thank you for helping me out in Arkham. You are good kid. Get out now. The road you are on now will lead to no good. Forget ******, he is not worth it.

Your friend,

Dr.Polaris."

The second one said;

"You were beaten by Lady Shiva. However, I saw no fear in your eyes. I read Emerson note. He is wrong revenge, will make you stronger. I will be watching you. If you do reach you potetnial, I will give you the honor of dying by my hand.

Shiva."

Attached to the second note was a invite to Hydra.Dental for all.

Dr.Polaris rules.

Sunday, June 11, 2006

The Henchman uncovered

Ladies and Gents,

Thanks to Magdalena. I have come to find out that, the men of Last Gladiator Standing are in this month's Playgirl.


Two things;

First, they got my name wrong. It is Henchman, not Henchmen.

Second, some one took a photo of me. While I was swimming around Hacknor.


Well, I hope at least Aalya likes them. Dental for all.

Dr.Polaris rules.

Wednesday, June 07, 2006

Good times.

Ladies and Gents,

The good times are here. I just won immunity for my team. Time to party. Thanks to Jon for
the link.

For the celebration; I stole Hudson's credit card again, and partied.

What kind of beer are you?

You Are Corona



You don't drink for the love of beer. You drink to get drunk.

You prefer a very light, very smooth beer. A beer that's hardly a beer at all.

And while you make not like the taste of beer, you like the feeling of being drunk.

You drink early and often. Sometimes with friends. Sometimes alone. All the party needs is you!





Dental for all.

Dr.Polaris rules.

Monday, June 05, 2006

The lastest

Ladies and Gents,

The Henchman's birthday came and past;

And I made out like a bandit.

What did I get do you ask ?

A new LSD high def TV, an X box 360 with; Dead or Alive 4 (it is hard) and Oblivion (it is sucking up all my time), some Spider-man stuff (I love him, he is the best superhero; when Marvel isn't messing up what makes him so good). And a trip to London, this will be my 3rd time there ( I love it there).

So sorry to all those peeps out there waiting for the rest of my origin .....I will get to it soon.

Also I found out what kind of Dought I am. What are you...?




You Are a Glazed Donut



Okay, you know that you're plain - and you're cool with that.

You prefer not to let anything distract from your sweetness.

Your appeal is understated yet universal. Everyone dig you.

And in a pinch, you'll probably get eaten.




Dental for all.

Dr.Polaris rules.

Sunday, June 04, 2006

My battle cry

Ladies and Gents,

I got this from the Lady Magdalena .Dental for all.

Dr.Polaris rules.



What Is Your Battle Cry?

Skulking out of the tundra, clutching a reflective halberd, cometh Henchman! And he gives a booming howl:

"I'm going to punch you with such zeal, you will wake up from the Matrix!!"

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Friday, June 02, 2006

Henchy Birthday

Ladies and Gents,

The Henchman has been very busy with his birthday. But here are a few updates;

Vegeta got Dr.Wacky's hamsters to attack me.

I finished the 3rd contest on L.G.S.

More to come....Dental for all.

Dr.Polaris rules.