Friday, January 26, 2007

The Axe.

Ladies and Gents,

After tearing Iron Man "a new corn hole". I needed to fully test the Executioner's Axe.

I go to find information about those who used it before me.

BloodAxe, Ugh. What a crappy name.

However, this thing puts me at the same power level as Thor. Which is good, because Overdrive only last about 15 minutes and I can't really use more than once a day. Something funny, The axe must have it's drawbacks too.

I head to a training center to test it out.

Strength: above 100 tons.

Speed: normal

Endurance: near Hulk

Magic: energy blast of unknown origin.

Other: I seem to make others fear me. when I have the axe in hand.

Drawbacks: Bloodlust, I get a nearly uncontrollable urge to fight,kill and mate.

At the moment. I chose not to use the axe. It's drawbacks are too great. Last thing I need is to lose control.

I get a call from Amber. She sounds a little different. Going to another Universe does that to you sometimes.

I set a place to meet her. I want to tell her about the axe. I will ask her what I should do with it.

Dental for all.

Dr.Polaris rules.


Continued at Magdalena.

Sunday, January 14, 2007

Kicking @$$ and Taking Names

Ladies and Gents,

Iron Man wanted it he got it. Shell head has been gunning for me ever since I popped a cap in his ass. Finally, we are going to deal with this. He blast me with his repulsor rays. Sending me flying. I use the momentum to flip on to my feet. I waste no time my normal top speed of 245 mph. Hitting him at top speed with full power of 50 tons. It was his turn to go for a trip.

I sent him through the warehouses of Queens industrial district.

"How did it feel Tony?" I ask him. I go to hit him again, he ducks. Before he can do anything I follow up with a knee to into his inner thigh. Throwing his balance off. I pull back my arm and turn it into a elbow strike at his chin. As my right hand goes to a straight overhand, his tri beam from his chest place hits me hard. I try to get up he punches the ground.

I summon a few dark beast to my aid. They tear at him. Just when I was going to use "Overdrive" and double my strength and speed. My cybernetics shut down.

"Not feeling so big and bad now. Huh, Mr. Abrams? That's thanks to my Extemeis power. I control anything at use CUP's." Iron Man taunts.

This part is not fun. He uploads a fighting style from Taskmaster. He punches and kicks me at full power.

"Dammit, you haven't beaten me yet, Stark."

He throws me out onto a pier. It's time to pull out my ace. As I mentioned before I packed so tools for this job.

"All of the villains are the same. You think you can make a name for yourselves by taking me out. But you fail. You, all of you will fail. "

Great now he is giving me a speech. While he is yapping, I call up the Deus Ex Machina.

"My Iron Sense it's going crazy. Oh my god it hurts so bad. My head." Iron Man screams.

that's when he see me with it.

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The Executioner's Axe, A.I.M. got this and more when we found out Asguard in ruins. I borrowed this for a little extra firepower. I set off a EMP when I grabbed the axe. Iron Man reboots.

Fine. Now it's time to have fun.

Stark comes at me like a rocket. I swat him away. He tries to upload Vegeta's fighting skill, that doesn't help him. I pin him to the ground. I hold his head and pound his helmet in. After a while blood seeps out of his mask. he blacks out.

"Morning Mr. Stark." I greet him.

"Don't worry. You can't call up your armor. I drugged you. Yet again, here you are in your boxers, that bullet wound has healed nicely. Also I drained a pint and a half of your blood. I sold it to A.I.M. they are going to let me keep the axe and paid me $50 million."

I crack him in the mouth just for the fun. He loses a few teeth. I leave Iron Man tied to his chair, someone might come for him.

Dental for all.

Dr.Polaris rules.


Continued at SHIELD.

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

One bad day

Ladies and Gents,

It's been one bad day. I wake up and find Magdalena gone.

She left me a "Dear John" letter. When I head to my apartment, I find out Iron Ass, had cleaned out most of the accounts. So now I am alone and broke. Well almost broke. I had 2 million in my floor board. Still he took me for 300 million.

Iron man, your ass is mine. Because of my dating the Magdalena. The Local 432 is pissed at me. Slepping with a superhero is ok, dating not so much. I have to find another way to get a group to beat Ironman and his pet the Sentry.

I call up Speed Demon. At first he wants nothing to do with this. Then I remind him about the no interest loan, that I pushed through for him.

"James, you would of still be living with your mother if it wasn't for me." That puts him in place. Now I have speed. Next power.

I call the Wrecking Crew. The are on board just to build their reps back up.

The Sentry only really has one weakness, his mind. M.O.D.O.K. will take care of that. Leaving Iron Man for me to handle. I go over my plan and pack a few tools for the job.

Dental for all.

Dr.Polaris rules.


Continued at Magdalena and S.H.I.E.L.D.